We've heard our share of pick-up lines over the last 50 years, but none as aggressive as the one we are going to lay on you now:
Buy a tee. Buy one for a friend. Buy your brother a ball cap. Buy your Bestie a Kanye's Workout Plan with a side of Candied Jalepenos. Buy that new baby a onesie - Doesn't even have to be your baby!
Please support your local, family owned restaurant so that we can survive to, once again, see you often.
After all, don't you want to make sure you will still have a place to deliver one of these cheesy lines? "Do you like my shirt? It's made of boyfriend material"